one28 PodcastQuote of the Week Archive
2008
“That’s not a church shirt. That’s a shirt that says, ‘Hey, baby, I’m at the beach.’”
Josh Kacker, printed 19 November 2008
“I’m sorry you’re so white I thought you were paper.”
Katherine Martin, mentioned 9 November 2008
“I’m really sore because I was a hooligan yesterday.”
Lexi Jason, printed 26 October 2008
“I need to see the movie so I can be cheesified.”
Erin Frye, printed 19 October 2008
“A little usurping authority never hurt anyone.”
Curtis Wentling, printed 5 October 2008
“That’s one of the advantages to being a leader, you get to do whatever you want to little kids.”
Gretchen Huning, printed 28 September 2008
“I like chick-flicks, but is it a good heartfelt one like Pride and Prejudice?” Brandon Thompson, printed 21 September 2008
“I’m new, I haven’t done anything dumb yet.”
Laila Bour, printed 14 September 2008
“Fly fishmallow! Fly like a fish!”
Michelle Lewis, printed 7 September 2008
“My feet smell like energy.”
Charissa Lugg, printed 31 August 2008
“That’s a nasty, little, stupid fish.”
Andi McAuliffe, printed 6 August 2008
“I would rather smell like gas than mayonnaise.”
Jonathan Sarr, printed 27 July 2008
“It’s really confusing being a pagan.”
Katie Herrington, printed 20 July 2008
“You need to delete the child.”
Mark Ruhlman, printed 13 July 2008
“It’s wagon, W-A-G-G-E-N.”
Kim Weinberg, printed 1 June 2008
“I’m tired of excellence.”
Ian Frye, printed 25 May 2008
“Why am I the only one with a steady head on my brain.”
Katherine Martin, printed 18 May 2008
“Since you’re not a Brewster I’ll marry you.”
Jay Lee, printed 11 May 2008
“So, when you see him tonight, you guys should be sure to extend to him the right hand of fellowship.” “Yeah, we should make sure to greet him, too.”
Conversation between Jonathan Sarr and Marty Yorio, printed 4 May 2008
“It’s his baby. I’m just the midwife.”
Curtis Wentling, printed 27 April 2008
“Jelly is good for the soul.”
Sarah Jacobson, printed 20 April 2008
“Someone has to live, it might as well be the Indonesians.”
Curtis Wentling, printed 13 April 2008
Banjo Pic
Chris McAuliffe, printed 6 April 2008
“I wouldn’t want to live there; too much corn.”
Ben Hackbarth, printed 30 March 2008
“My Bible does not look like throw-up.”
Stephanie Zimmer, printed 16 March 2008
“I think he danced really well.” “No, he couldn’t dance, he could just swing his hips good.”
Conversation between Misty Hehe and Rebecca Barnts, printed 8 March 2008
“So…are you an eBay junkie?”
David Young, printed 24 February 2008
“The Old Testament is like, older than the New Testament, right?”
Becca Hoeglund, printed 20 February 2008
“What’s been said tonight stays under the house.”
Teresa Weinberg, printed 10 February 2008
“Nary a pass is open.” “Where’s that?”
Question from Charissa Lugg to SKH, printed 3 February 2008
“Bayley… Is he here today?”
Curtis Wentling, printed 27 January 2008
“Wow. Did we cross into Mexican territory or something?”
Katherine Martin, printed 20 January 2008
“I cannot throw up in this parking lot.”
Leila Bowers, printed 13 January 2008
“I think that I am getting swimmer’s cramp.”
Ben Hanson, printed 6 January 2008
2007
“Oh, I have to be careful, I can’t let my happiness give me a headache.”
Sarah Wennersten, printed 30 December 2007
“Does your guys’ hair just not get oily?”
Ariell Eneix, printed 23 December 2007
“I think you had a blond moment.” “Yes! …What?”
conversation between Misty Hehe and Denea Kline, printed 16 December 2007
“Washington is pretty nice … When its nice.”
Memorial quote from Kenny Palmer, reprinted 9 December 2007
“I need to use my brain more often.” and “I just get so distracted by my mind.”
Autumn Huning, printed 2 December 2007
“Don’t let the actions of others dictate your happiness.”
Chris McAuliffe, printed 18 November 2007
“I’ve got to find someone to check my hotness.”
Teresa Weinberg, printed 11 November 2007
“When I was little I used to spin around so much that I thought I was Wonder Woman.”
Jonathan Sarr, printed 4 November 2007
Follow up quote: “If I got to use the Lasso of Truth in my small group I wouldn’t mind being Wonder Woman.”
“If I had pom-poms and a frilly dress I’d be your cheerleader.”
Andy Bowers, printed 28 October 2007
“I wanted to be a princess.”
David Young, printed 14 October 2007
“I think we should stop, I think my numbers are getting low.”
“Ben, you have enough numbers in your body to keep you going for a while.”
Coversation between Ben Hanson and Nathaniel Lugg, printed 7 October, 2007
“There is nothing more dangerous than a short guy with something to prove.”
“Or a big guy with nothing to lose.”
Conversation between Ian Frye and Josh Kacker, printed 30 September 2007
“You have got to learn to push your cuticles down…I mean, look at them!”
Andy Bowers, printed 23 September 2007
“Woohoo for missions!”
Teresa Weinberg, printed 16 September 2007
“Oh, I’ll eat your insides.”
Barbara Moore, printed 9 September 2007
“What if I pick you up and we see what happens?”
Andy Bowers, printed 2 September 2007
“There is no way a man could have that much to say.”
Esther Martin, 26 August 2007
“I’m like the Lady of the Lake, I gave him the sword.”
Jesse Martin, 12 August 2007
“Throughout the night, women deteriorate - I’ve read that somewhere.”
the Intern, 4 August 2007
“UPS has their fingers in 80% of every business in the world.”
“And on your head.”
Conversation between Erik Jacobson and Mo Higgins, 22 July 2007
“How many camels would I get?”
Ariell Eneix, 8 July 2007
“Email addresses are the weirdest things in the world.”
Micah Lugg, 1 July 2007
“My grandma and I have a very strong gardening bond.”
Jesse Martin, 10 June 2007
“It’s like my fingertips are sweating.”
Leila Bowers, 3 June 2007
“They have a line of cheese that makes you stop and say, ‘Wow–good cheese.’”
Jesse Martin, 27 May 2007
“Where was I? I was somewhere.”
Teresa Weinberg, 20 May 2007
“Hit Hannah, please?”
Ellie Sarr, 6 May 2007
2006
“Polka dots can be chameleonic.”
Jonathan Sarr, 2006
“I’ve been dirty for two days.”
Amanda Hoeglud, 2006
“Washington is pretty nice … When its nice.”
Kenny Palmer, 2006
“Fat Felicia, Happy Fat Birthday. You are a fat moron. With fat love, Fat Sarah.”
Sarah Zimmer, 2006
“People looked at us like we were nutso freaks!”
Becca Barnts, 2006
“Life is full of those awkward mormons…I mean moments.”
Jonathan Sarr, 2006
“Man. This is a very unincomfortable clump of a dirt.”
Rebecca Giordano, 2006
“It smells like a cow’s burp! Haha! I love that smell!”
Teresa Weinberg, 2006
“Many people would rethink their ways if they listened to the dentist.” David Zimmer, 2006
“Emotional cattle, like sun to shine, must feel lonely in darkness. Who can lead us out of this subliminal decadence?”
David Zimmer, 2006
2005
“You can tell he’s a guy because his nose sticks out.”
Deborah Barnts, 2005
“Being a girl is draining.”
Teresa Weinberg, 2005
Word of the week: “shortable” - unable to be made shorter.
Andy Bowers, 2005
“Spongebob ruined my Cheez-its.”
Curtis Wentling, 2005
2004
“You have to check a Pokemon, they take longer.”
Sonja Sarr, 28 April 2004
“I have such an easy recipe, it’s like a box. Wait, I guess it is a box.”
Katie Abbott, 21 April 2004
“I will be pretty in pink.”
Curtis Wentling, 22 February 2004
“Girls talk big, but they can’t do diddley.”
Kimberly Weinberg, 25 January 2004
“That dip has a lot of viscosity.”
Ian Lugg, 18 January 2004
“These little kids around me were harfing it.”
David Zimmer, 11 January 2004
2003
“I DO mosh, I do NOT burp.”
Susi Zimmer, 6 April 2003
“I do NOT mosh”
Helen Zimmer, 16 March 2003
“Do you know the muffin man…who lives in Disneyland?”
Izumi Bronnimann, 9 March 2003
“Seriously I don’t understand why your head has to be connected to your
body for you to be alive.”
Susi Zimmer, 2 March 2003
“And she’s like, it’s a Thai restaurant, not like a tie restaurant, but a
Thai restaurant.”
Shadra Magee, 23 February 2003
2002
“He’s pretty funny when he says something funny.”
Sean Higgins, 5 May 2002
“Duh, Oregon and the beach are the same!”
Nicole Shultz, 28 April 2002
“Is this Satan?”
Question from Morgan Higgins to Jonathan Sarr, 21 April 2002
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